I Write Like… Browser Based Writing Analyis Software

Ever wonder what your writing sounds like to those who read it? I hadn’t thought about it much but Coding Memories apparently has. Their site – I Write Like – is a browser based writing analysis program that compares writing samples with a database of famous authors works. I Write Like To give their tool a try, I took my post from yesterday and entered it into the I Write Like app. To my surprise, I Write Like determined my writing to be like that of science fiction writer Isaac Asimov. Funny… Often when I’m writing, it feels like I am trying to take notes in Russian – a language I don’t speak! I Write Like Isaac Asimov Still quite a compliment considering Asimov according to Wikipedia “was one of the most prolific writers of all time, having written or edited more than 500 books and an estimated 9,000 letters and postcards.” Granted, yesterday’s blog post required a little more heavy lifting than a conversational piece so I found another one to test out to see who’s voice I was more likely to sound like on a regular basis. Surprised again… I Write Like said the piece was similar to something Dan Brown would write. I Write Like Dan Brown I am sure if I kept digging I would find less remarkable writing but for now I am going to take I Write Like at their word.

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Johnny’s Copyblogger Wrap-Up: Week of May 17, 2010

Last week , I told a story about how Brian lured me down to Texas, loaded me up with tequila, and convinced me to become a walking endorsement. Now, I’m biased, but I thought that was funny. But what was more funny was that there were a handful of people who actually thought I had gotten “Scribe” and “Thesis 4 LYF” tattooed onto my arms. This misunderstanding proved that sarcasm doesn’t always translate online. But more troubling, it also established that people feel that the ladies walking the streets around that tattoo parlor and I have similar opinions about what money can buy. So this week, I’m going to be more clear. I did not get any logos tattooed onto me. I was not mistakenly pronounced dead and delivered to a medical college. And no matter what Brian and Sonia may say later, I did not hack Copyblogger and redirect it to Rather Good . Yet. Until I didn’t do that, you can check out what happened this week on Copyblogger: Monday: How to Write an Article That Draws Thousands of New Readers Sean D’Souza explains how to write an article that draws thousands of new readers. All of us should pay attention to this advice, because more readers means more potential donations in the event your blog fuels a religion based on Xenu, the tyrant ruler of the Galactic Confederacy. It could happen. Sean lays out why an article that Psychotactics ran was passed on a zillion times, retweeted endlessly, and garnered a bunch of new newsletter signups… and it wasn’t because it was written elegantly. It was all because of three specific things. I could tell you outright which three things did the trick, but then I wouldn’t be doing my job as a teaser-writer. And how am I going to get the FTP access needed to hack this site that way? Read the full post here . Tuesday: Chris Guillebeau wrote a post on Tuesday for the 24-hour-only re-release of his Empire Builder thingy, but now it’s sold out. So there’s nothing to see here, move along. No, really… there’s literally nothing to see here. Let proceed, shall we? Wednesday: How to Promote Your Blog on TV for Way Less Than You Think According to Dean Rieck, the advent of Google TV on the AdWords platform means that I can advertise my blog on TV. It sure is a good thing I stole all of those Teleprompters. This was a surprising notion to me. It makes sense, though; Google actually controls the universe, and besides, I guess a network would rather take my tiny offer than have a spot open during which they’re forced to run sports bloopers or possibly Gilmore Girls . Who knows? You could totally be the next Ron Popeil . I’m going for Joe Francis , but that’s just me. Read the full post here . Thursday: Three Training Tips to Become a Better Blogger James Chartrand totally duded it up in this post, talking about working out, and being all sweaty at the gym, and pumping iron until you bleed, and hunting with your bare hands, and driving sports cars off a cliff while playing Russian roulette with a Cuban hit-man named Rocco, who has a Chuck Norris beard and an eyepatch. But then she (how am I supposed to handle the pronouns here?) turned the metaphor on blogging. And just like chugging NO-Xplode shakes and doing curlz until your massive gunz explode, blogging takes training and time. Expecting to blog really well and effortlessly (and be received with great response and praise) right out of the gate would be like expecting to bench 500 pounds while your partner yells “YOU GOT IT! FEEL THE PAIN!” at you on your very first trip to the gym. Get all ripped and swoll here . Friday: How to Write Your Ass Off Brian commented once that my Copyblogger posts are never about writing. So to correct that (I can’t live in a world where Brian Clark is correct), I decided to write about writing on Friday. The result was this post containing a silhouette of Freddy Krueger and talking about having multiple personalities. And so it goes. See, I’m two different people. One is Johnny B. Truant, and the other is the guy who hangs out with my wife and kids. I need both of those guys. Johnny isn’t always kid-friendly, but without Johnny, I wouldn’t have exposure in the blogosphere, and my kids would be living under the freeway. Schizophrenia for the win. I think that being two people is a huge benefit for any creative person, but it’s also really helpful when playing board games alone, standing in two lines at once, or when pretending to be Julius Caesar and Abraham Lincoln. Read the full post here . Or maybe here . About the Author: Johnny B. Truant writes (and builds awesome websites) at JohnnyBTruant.com and is one of the guys behind Question the Rules . You should also really check out his Jam Sessions with Charlie Gilkey, because they’re filled with tasty informational nuggets that will make your business better.

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4 Things an Ethical Internet Marketer Can Learn from Spammers

First things first: We hate spam. And we hate spammers. Maybe even more than you do. So this article isn’t about endorsing spam in any way, or suggesting that you do anything unethical. But as much as we hate spam and wish it didn’t exist, we can’t deny one fact. Spammers make a killing online. Just to give you an idea, last year a Russian investigation found a network of spammers selling fake goods and fake pills online. Each spammer was making, on average, $4,600 per day. Sure, the spammers use the “law of large numbers” to achieve these results. But you also need marketing savvy to make more than $1.5 million a year selling fake stuff to people who would rather shoot themselves in the left foot than listen to you. When I started looking more closely at their tactics, I found some valuable lessons any marketer should know. 1. Go where the fish are What is the most important factor you need to have if you want to go fishing? Most people will say the fishing rod. Others will say the bait, or a boat. Interestingly enough, they are all wrong. The most important element of the equation is the presence of lots of fish . If you have a lake full of fish but don’t have a fishing rod or bait, you can probably still improvise something that would let you enjoy a fish dinner tonight. But no matter how great your bait or how cutting-edge your equipment, if there aren’t any fish, there’s no fish dinner. Spammers know this, and they always focus their efforts on the niches with the largest number of fish. That means they always target known customers willing to spend money. Examples include health-related niches, luxury goods, anti-virus software, and, of course, men who want access to certain prescription medicines without getting into embarrassing conversations with their doctors. Lesson learned: If you target a niche that’s too obscure, you’ll have a hard time making money even if your product and marketing are outstanding. If you target a large and profitable market, of course you’ll face more competition. But it’s a lot easier to improve your product and marketing than it is to manufacture buying customers out of thin air. 2. The money is in the list Email is the most direct type of communication we have. That’s why spammers love it so much. It allows them to display their messages right in the face of their victims. Now, if creepy, bottom-dwelling spammers get a conversion rate high enough to keep them in business, imagine what kind of results you can get with: A legitimate, permission-based list of people who want to hear from you, Terrific content that benefits the reader, and Smart, respectful promotion of excellent products and services? Lesson learned: If you are not building your email list, you are almost certainly leaving a lot of money on the table. Blogs, social networking, and various kinds of advertising are all useful tools. But email is still the “killer app” for building relationships with your prospects and clients. 3. Copywriting, copywriting, copywriting Ever wondered how scammers manage to convince people to buy fake products? It comes down to one word: copywriting. Spammers may not always write the most poetic English. But they do use solid, time-tested copywriting techniques. If you master the essentials of copywriting yourself, you’d be able to sell crappy products to a fair number of people. (Not that we recommend that.) But because you have a quality product or service and a great reputation, you’ll be able to sell it to lots and lots of people . Who will, in turn, tell their friends about how terrific you are. There are lots of places you can get solid copywriting advice, including: The Copywriting 101 series on Copyblogger (free) Copyblogger’s Internet Marketing for Smart People newsletter (free) Read classic books on copywriting (inexpensive) Take a paid copywriting course — one that focuses on persuasive writing that sells rather than beautiful or “creative” writing (can be expensive, but if you’re a serious marketer, it’s worth it) Lesson learned: Copywriting matters just as much as having a quality product or service. In some situations it matters even more. Never shortchange the attention and care you give to your copywriting. 4. Scale matters Do you know how many emails a spammer needs to send out to get one sale? More than a million. That’s right, their conversion rates are usually lower than 0.0001%. So how can they make those thousands of dollars per day in profits? By sending out millions and millions of messages. Obviously we are not saying you should start spamming people like there is no tomorrow. What you need to keep in mind, however, is that even great conversion rates are still pretty low in the scheme of things. If you were able to convert 5 or 6% of your list to becoming paying customers, you’d be doing a fantastic job. Which means 95% of your list won’t ever spend a dime with you. In fact, for many marketers, a conversion rate of 1% is doing quite well. That means if you have 1,000 subscribers on your email list and you send them an email talking about your latest product, you’re doing well if 10 people buy it. Lesson learned: Numbers aren’t the only thing, but they do matter. If your main income source is your website, learn how to get as much traffic as possible. If your main income source is your email list, learn how to get as many subscribers as possible. How to do that? Keep following blogs like this one and putting their advice into action. About the Author: Daniel Scocco is the owner of Daily Blog Tips . He is also the author of the “Make Money Blogging” ebook, which you can download for free by signing up for his newsletter here .

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